Thursday, August 23, 2007

I been on VACATION!

I took some time off to tour America. It was a working vacation, as I joined a traveling troupe of entertainers. I saw places and met people I never knew existed.

Below is some footage of my adventures.


As I've given clues to my appearance on this blog but never posted a picture, try to guess which one of the performers is me. I'll give a free ripped Yellow Pages from a major American city to the winner.

Monday, June 25, 2007

American History

From their past, a glorious future.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Swisha

I will always love Swishahouse.
And I know they are named for an inferior yet signficant cigar.
And I know this has dawned on them, but: swishers are historically a variety of homosexuell, and house is a type of music, beloved by (both myself and) homosexuells.
So why associate yourself with something so very different?
This is why I love the englisch language and its participants. Very intriguing.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

No offense to Solaar

but Passi might be better. And we two are children of '72. Solaar has mellowed too much, me thinks.

Friday, June 15, 2007

wishes

I have to reveal: my skin is whiter than milk. However, if I were black, I would petition to join this duo, turning it to a trio:
Aux 88
Perhaps we could be Aux 888. Perhaps I should apply despite my poor, pasty, pallidity. Perhaps I just bought a airplane ride to Detroit, expedited by Expedia.de.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Crowd Sound

Someone at Stexeweb.com showed me an interesting clip of video. This Human League was quite ahead of its time.

I currently have the same haircut as the young vocalist. Perhaps such things travel slowly to this, Britain's small but proud outpost.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

r.i.p. BQ

Please make a donation:
http://www.livingdollproductions.com/
And may her killer be brought to justice.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Coastal Megalopolis

This place called H-Town interests me. I require an acquaintance who will introduce me to the locale and its culture. Are you such an individual?

I believe this site from the World Wide demonstrates the qualities of a proper candidate:
http://www.whomikejones.com/

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

with whom I roll in Stockholms stad



purple thug drink, I am

What thug drink are you?

I'm a Purple Thug Drink
I love just gettin f-cked up for the hell of it... I'm not drinkin to score because I'm the ultimate thug. More than likely I'm from an island like Ruegen or Malta. Even my farts are shotgun blasts, mutherf-cker.
Take The Quiz Now!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Satanic Rock Music

I've missed ol' fashioned Satan-inspired music for far too long. I just found this on the World Wide:
http://kissysellout.podomatic.com

At the bottom are memories of my English miseducation. I'll piss all over Hoxton if I ever go back.

Friday, May 18, 2007

मई १८थ्

तोदय इस ऑस्पिसिओउस। सेवेरल रेअसोंस मके इत सो। ई'ल एक्ष्प्लैन् मोरे, लेटर.